Tom: A5
Intro: (Palm-mute the intro and verses with distortion) A5 B5 C5 (8 times)
VERSE 1: (Just keep playing the chords palm-muted)
A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5
I can't help my feelings I go out of my mind,
A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5
This band's up to get me cause they'd like my be-hind.
A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5
I can't love my business if I can't get a drink,
A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5
Down on Santa Monica, where tricks are for kids.
CHORUS: (Play all chords out with distortion, not palm-muted)
D5/A5
(Oh-Ohhh) Come on and kick me!
A5 B5 C5
A5 B5 C5
A5 B5 C5
A5 B5 C5
D5/A5 F9/C5
(Whoa-Whoaaa) Come on and kick me!
F9/C5 E5/B5
(Whoa-Whoaaa) Come on and kick me-eee
E5/B5 D5/A5
(Whoa-Whoaaa) You've got your problems
D5/A5 C5/G5
(Whoa-Whoaaa) I've got my ass wipe
C5/G5 B5/F#5
(Whoa-Whoaaa) You've got your big chee-eese?
B5/F#5
I've got my Hash Pipe!
INTERLUDE: (Back to the palm-muted)
A5 B5 C5 (8 times)
VERSE 2: (Play like verse 1, palm-muted chords)
I can't have my buggies, I get out of control,
I know that you don't care, but I want you to know,
The knee-stocking fable is a favorite treat,
A man that don't bother with the taste of a teat.
CHORUS: (Play like first chorus)
(Oh-Ohhh) Come on and kick me!
(Whoa-Whoaaa) Come on and kick me-eee
(Whoa-Whoaaa) You've got your problems
(Whoa-Whoaaa) I've got my ass wipe
(Whoa-Whoaaa) You've got your big chee-eese?
I've got my Hash Pipe
G5
Ohh, I got my Hash Pipe
BRIDGE: (Play just like a verse, but with a guitar soloing, instead of someone singing)
A5 B5 C5 (8 times)
GUITAR Solo:
A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5C5
E|---------------------------------------------------
B|-13-13-13-13--12-12-12-12--10-10-10-10--8-8-8-8----
G|-12-12-12-12--11-11-11-11---9--9--9--9--7-7-7-7----
D|---------------------------------------------------
A|---------------------------------------------------
E|---------------------------------------------------
A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5
E|---------------------------------------------------
B|---------------------------------------------------
G|-9--9--9--9--7--7--7--7--5--5--5--5--4--4--4--4----
D|---------------------------------------------------
A|---------------------------------------------------
E|---------------------------------------------------
A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5
E|---------------------------------------------------
B|---------------------------------------------------
G|---------------------------------------------------
D|-5--5--5--5--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0----
A|---------------------------------------------------
E|---------------------------------------------------
A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5 A5 B5 C5
E|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|-4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2----|
D|---------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------|
CHORUS: (Play like previous choruses)
(Oh-Ohhh) Come on and kick me!
(Whoa-Whoaaa) Come on and kick me-eee
(Whoa-Whoaaa) You've got your problems
(Whoa-Whoaaa) I've got my eyes wide
(Whoa-Whoaaa) You've got your big chee-eese?
I've got my Hash Pipe
Ohh, I got my Hash Pipe
Outro: (First 12 are played like the intro/verses, palm-muted, last 4 are open)
A5 B5 C5 (8 times palm-muted)
A5 B5 C5
I've got my hash pipe
A5 B5 C5
A5 B5 C5
A5 B5 C5
A5 B5 C5 A5 (Slide down)
I've got my hash pipe! UHH!!