Hash Pipe

Tom: A5
Intro:  (Palm-mute the intro and verses with distortion) A5  B5 C5   (8 times)


VERSE 1:  (Just keep playing the chords palm-muted)
  A5    B5   C5  A5       B5 C5  A5     B5 C5    A5  B5 C5
I can't help my  feelings I  go  out of my mind,
     A5     B5 C5  A5     B5    C5     A5      B5 C5    A5  B5 C5
This band's up to  get me cause they'd like my be-hind.
  A5    B5   C5 A5       B5 C5 A5        B5 C5     A5  B5 C5
I can't love my business if I  can't get a  drink,
     A5 B5 C5 A5  B5  C5    A5         B5  C5 
Down on Santa Monica, where tricks are for kids. 


CHORUS:  (Play all chords out with distortion, not palm-muted)
D5/A5             				
(Oh-Ohhh) Come on and kick me!
A5  B5 C5
A5  B5 C5
A5  B5 C5
A5  B5 C5
D5/A5				   F9/C5
(Whoa-Whoaaa) Come on and kick me!
F9/C5				  E5/B5
(Whoa-Whoaaa) Come on and kick me-eee
E5/B5				       D5/A5
(Whoa-Whoaaa) You've got your problems
D5/A5				   C5/G5
(Whoa-Whoaaa) I've got my ass wipe
C5/G5				       B5/F#5	
(Whoa-Whoaaa) You've got your big chee-eese?
B5/F#5 
     I've got my Hash Pipe!


INTERLUDE:  (Back to the palm-muted)
A5  B5 C5   (8 times)


VERSE 2:  (Play like verse 1, palm-muted chords)
I can't have my buggies, I get out of control, 
I know that you don't care, but I want you to know,
The knee-stocking fable is a favorite treat,
A man that don't bother with the taste of a teat.


CHORUS:  (Play like first chorus)
(Oh-Ohhh) Come on and kick me!
(Whoa-Whoaaa) Come on and kick me-eee
(Whoa-Whoaaa) You've got your problems
(Whoa-Whoaaa) I've got my ass wipe
(Whoa-Whoaaa) You've got your big chee-eese?
I've got my Hash Pipe
G5 			   
  Ohh, I got my Hash Pipe   


BRIDGE:  (Play just like a verse, but with a guitar soloing, instead of someone singing)
A5  B5 C5   (8 times)


GUITAR Solo:
   A5    B5 C5  A5    B5 C5  A5    B5 C5  A5  B5C5
E|---------------------------------------------------
B|-13-13-13-13--12-12-12-12--10-10-10-10--8-8-8-8----
G|-12-12-12-12--11-11-11-11---9--9--9--9--7-7-7-7----
D|---------------------------------------------------
A|---------------------------------------------------
E|---------------------------------------------------
   A5    B5 C5 A5    B5 C5 A5    B5 C5 A5    B5 C5
E|---------------------------------------------------
B|---------------------------------------------------
G|-9--9--9--9--7--7--7--7--5--5--5--5--4--4--4--4----
D|---------------------------------------------------
A|---------------------------------------------------
E|---------------------------------------------------
   A5    B5 C5 A5    B5 C5 A5    B5 C5 A5    B5 C5
E|---------------------------------------------------
B|---------------------------------------------------
G|---------------------------------------------------
D|-5--5--5--5--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--0--0--0--0----
A|---------------------------------------------------
E|---------------------------------------------------
   A5    B5 C5 A5    B5 C5 A5    B5 C5 A5    B5 C5 
E|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|-4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2--4--4--4--4--2--2--2--2----|
D|---------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------|


CHORUS:  (Play like previous choruses)
(Oh-Ohhh) Come on and kick me!
(Whoa-Whoaaa) Come on and kick me-eee
(Whoa-Whoaaa) You've got your problems
(Whoa-Whoaaa) I've got my eyes wide
(Whoa-Whoaaa) You've got your big chee-eese?
I've got my Hash Pipe
  Ohh, I got my Hash Pipe


Outro:  (First 12 are played like the intro/verses, palm-muted, last 4 are open)
A5  B5 C5  (8 times palm-muted)
A5  B5 C5
    I've got my hash pipe
A5  B5 C5
A5  B5 C5
A5  B5 C5
A5  B5 C5		   A5  (Slide down)
    I've got my hash pipe!   UHH!!