Tom: D D ~ D C D C 1. Want some whisky in your water, sugar in your tea? D C D C What are these crazy questions they're asking of me? D C D C This is the craziest party that could ever be, D C D - C don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't wanna see. D C G - A D C - G - A Mama told me not to come, mama told me not to come, D C G A she said : That ain't no way to have fun, son! - D ~ D C D C 2. Open up the window, let some air into this room, D C D C I think I'm almost choking from the smell of stale perfume. D C D C And the cigeratte you're smoking' s 'bout to scare me half to death, D C D C open up the window, let me catch my breath. + REFRAIN + D - - - - - - - - - - - - - G A D -C-G-A D-C-G-A-D That ain't no way to have fun, son! Son, son! D C D C 3. The radio was blasting, someone knocking at the door, D C D C I'm looking at my girlfriend, she just passed out on the floor. D C D C I've seen so many things I ain't never seen before, D C D C don't know what it is, but I don't wanna see no more. D - - - - - - - - - - - - G A + REFRAIN + That ain't no way to have fun, son! + REFRAIN ....