Tom: E E A I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you E A 'Cause he's infatuated, and he's the fulcrum between us two B A E And I can't say I'd blame him 'cause I'd cheat a priest just to get to you E (Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo do) E She works in a dental practice, nine-til-five how does she manage? A E Considering her nights don't pass out til three B A E So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine E (Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do) A B A And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys A E There's no jealousy, 'cause she's little miss pipedream fantasy A (Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh) E (Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh) A (Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh) E (Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh) E A B C#m A I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reid on an Irish stag do A B C#m A And I'll wait if you stay 'cause foggy London town's not built for me or you A E Don't leave miss pipedream 'cause I love you E (Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do) A (Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh) E (Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh) A B C#m A And I don't mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys A B C#m A There's no jealousy, though she'll grind it out with friends but not with me A E She's my little pipedream fantasy E (Doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo do doo-doo doo doo doo do) A (Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh) E (Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh) A (Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh) E (Ooh-wooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh oooh ooh-wa-ooh oooh oooh oooh ooh)