Tom:EE
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
B
Oh what a skill to have
F#
Oh what a skill to have
E
So many skills that make her distinctive
B
But they're not mine to have
F#
No they're not mine
E
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
B
No i don't care about the soaps
F#E
No i don't care about the soaps
BF#
Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode
ED#mB
If this is a rom-com
F#ED#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F#E
Kill the director please
ED#m
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
BF#
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
ED#m
And this is my head and this is my spout
BF#
They work together; they can't figure anything out
E
So with the angst of a teenage band
BF#E
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
BF#
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
ED#mB
If this is a rom-com
F#ED#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F#ED#m
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
F#B
Kill the director please
ED#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#mA
This is no Bridget Bridget
ED#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#mA
This is no Bridget Bridget
ED#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#mA
This is no Bridget Bridget
ED#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#mA
This is no Bridget Bridget
ED#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#mA
This is no Bridget Bridget
ED#m
This is no Bridget Jones
G#mA
This is no Bridget
ED#m
Bridget Jones
AE