intro A A A D A A A D A A A D E A Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me E A Or getting all screwed up on LSD D A Or eating bean sprouts all day long D A Or smoking pot out of a bong D A Wearin' flowers in my hair D A And having dirty underwear E D A I don't wanna be a granola-head - refrão(2x) E A Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs E A Ugly chicks with very hairy legs D A I think I'd rather be at home D A Listening to the Ramones D A Or hanging out and getting drunk D A With a bunch of useless punks refrão (2x) E A Oh can't you see E A It's not for me D A Eating bean sprouts all day long D A And smoking pot out of a bong D A Wearing flowers in my hair D A And having dirty underwear refrão