Never Do That

Tom: G
G      D  C
Let me stay
G        D C
One more day
G         D           C
It would mean so much to me
Am       D
I won't make a sound
Am         D
I'll just hang around
Am                  D
I'll sit where the last one sat
   C   D
But oh no
              G    D   C
I'd never do that
G         D                      C
Take my mouth as far as you can see
G              D                     C
It stretches father than I care to think
G       D          C
Put me out of my misery
Am          D
If I could keep it shut
Am            D
I wouldn't be in this rut
Am                          D
With less chance than a laboratory rat
   C
Oh no
              G    D   Bm   G   D
I'd never do that
                      Bm     G   C
You're a master of illusion
You say you do - but you don't
You think I will - I know I won't

G   D   C
G       D                C
When I see you sitting there
G            D                 C
It sends a shock right through me
G          D                  C
I never thought an ordinary chair
G      D          C
Could have such poetry
Am         D
I don't deserve your time
Am         D
I haven't got the tact
Am       D
I live above my means in fact
   C
Oh no
              G    D   C
I'd never do that
              G    D   C
I'd never do that
              G    D   C
I'd never do that
              G    D   C
I'd never do that