Tom: C C D E E E I met her in a club down in old Soho A D E Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola A C-o-l-a cola E She walked up to me and she asked me to dance A D I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said E A D C C (strumming) D E lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola E Well I?m not the world?s most physical guy A D But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine E A Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola E Well I?m not dumb but I can?t understand A D Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man E A D C D E Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola B7 Well we drank champagne and danced all night F#7 Under electric candlelight A She picked me up and sat me on her knee A And said dear boy won?t you come home with me E Well I?m not the world?s most passionate guy A D But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my E A D C D lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola E A D C D E lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola A E B I pushed her away A E B I walked to the door A E B I fell to the floor E G#7 C#m I got down on my knees B Then I looked at her and she at me E (picking) Well that?s the way that I want it to stay A D And I always want it to be that way for my E A lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola E Girls will be boys and boys will be girls A D It?s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for E A lola Lo-lo-lo-lo lola B7 (strumming) Well I left home just a week before F#7 And I?d never ever ever kissed a woman before A But lola smiled and took me by the hand A And said dear boy I?m gonna make you a man E Well I?m not the world?s most masculine man A D But I know what I am and I?m glad I?m a man and so is E A D C D lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola E A D C D lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola E A D C D lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola E A D C D lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola E A D C D lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola E A D C D lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola E A D C D lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola