Smiling Swine

Tom: Eb

Eb               C#              Eb
Awoke alone, put on my coat, ran for the door
Eb                    C#            Eb            G
Down the stairs, and made it to the second floor

B              C      C#        D       Eb         
Stopped by the squeaky wheel, a smiling swine
B              C      C#        D       Eb         
Stunned by the sight and fearing whats behind

Eb
"Hey there" he pleasently began
                             F#
"Good day" he telescoped his hand

"Is there a service I can possibly propose?"
    Bb
"Ms leading seems to me to be a proper butterfly"
            Eb
"Then I suggest you pack your bags and learn to drive!"

Eb                        C#             Eb
Tucked in my shirt, and finally made my way outside
Eb                    C#            Eb           G
He broke the scene, a machiavelian dandelion

B              C      C#        D       Eb         
Blissfully plucked from the bloom of another

Eb
But all the while
                          B
She was still fresh in my mind
                Ab
And though this might be premature
                                             C
But ambition strikes just when the mood is right
             B
The mood is right

Eb    Ab   C    Bb
Bb C D

Eb
Now all the while
                          B
She is still stuck in my mind
                Ab
And though it might sound premature
                                             C
But ambition strikes me when the mood is right
             B
The mood is right