Tom: C C Em Am You spend too much time sat in your bedroom, on your PC. Are you sure that F G you couldn't have found the time? Swallow your pride and admit it your C Em jealousy. And next week you'll be tryin again to pull one of your city's Am many front men, if you did not have the internet would you be into them? I F G very much doubt so how'd they know so... C Em What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office Am F What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach, G You just happened to miss C Em Sometimes I’m bad, sometimes I’m rotten, sometimes I say things I probably, Am should have forgotten about people or things F G Do you know who I am, I’m like a Morrissey with some strings C Em What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office Am F What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach, G you just happened to miss C Em You’re always bad, you’re always rotten and you always say things that, Am you should forgotten or have you had enough F G Of your stereotypical bit of the rough C Em Am F G And then we all go oooh, aaaah ooh, oooh, aaaah ooh, oooh, aaaah ooh C Em What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office Am F What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach, G you just happened to miss