Tom: C Intro: C G Am F G The G is barred in the verse only after the F chord but it's not essential! CHORUS: C G What took you so long was there a Queue at the post office Am F What took you so long was there a dirty Double decker stage coach G You just happend to miss Lyrics: You spend too much time sat in your bedroom, on your PC Are you sure that you couldn’t have found the time, Swallowed your pride and admitted your jealousy Next week you’re trying again to pull one of your city’s many front men If you do not have the internet, would you be into them I very much doubt so what do they know so What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach, You just happened to miss Well Oh Oh Oh, well oh oh oh, well oh oh oh.... You’re always bad and you’re always rotten and then you always say things that you just have forgotten about people or things, do you know who I am I'm like a Morrissey with strings What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach, You just happened to miss Sometimes I’m bad and sometimes I’m rotten, sometimes I say things I probably, should forgotten about people or things Do you know who I am, I’m like a Morrissey with some strings What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach, you just happened to miss You're always bad and you're always rotten and then you always say things that you just, have forgotten or have you had enough of your stereotypical bit of the rough What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach, you just happened to miss Ah, ah ah...whoa oh a oh. Whoa a oh oh a a a oh, Whoa a oh oh a a a oh.