Tom: D Intro: D C G D G D C G You bored me with your stories D G C D I can't believe that I endured you for as long as I did D C G I'm happy it's over D G C D I'm only sorry that I didn't make a move before you C D G And when you go I must remember C D G To send a thank you note to that girl C D G I see she's holding you so tender C Well I just wanna say D Am I never really loved you anyway D Am I never really loved you anyway, D Am I never really loved you anyway F C D I'm so glad you're moving away D Valentino C G I don't think so D Am C D You're watching MTV while I lie dreaming in an empty bed D And come to think of it C G I was misled D Am G D My flat my food my everything and thoughts inside my head C D G Before you go I must remember C D G To send a thank you note to that girl C D G Does she know you're not a spender? C Well I just wanna say D Am I never really loved you anyway D Am I never really loved you anyway, D Am I never really loved you anyway F C D I'm so glad you're moving away