Tom: B B WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME? F D I'M NOT WHO I WANT TO BE B I TRIED SPOT CREAM AN’ I TRIED IT ALL F# D I'M CRAWLING UP THE WALL! E F# G A E F# G A E F# G A B WHAT'S MY NAAAAME.... NAAAAME....NAAAAME.... I TRIED TO JOIN A PING-PONG CLUB, SIGN ON THE DOOR SAID ALL FULL UP! I GOT NICKED, FIGHTING IN THE ROAD AN' THE JUDGE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S MY NAME D DAD GOT PISSED SO I GOT CLOCKED A COULDN’T HEAR THE TANNOY SO HE LOST THE LOT D OFFERS MUM A BRIBE THROUGH THE LETTER BOX E DRIVES YOU FUCKING MAD WHAT’S MY NAME NOW I'M ROUND THE BACK OF YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT PEEPING IN THE WINDOW – ARE YOU SLEEPING TIGHT? I LAUGH AT YOUR LOCKS WITH MY CELLOID STRIP AN' YOU WON’T KNOW WHO CAME E F# G A E F# G A E F# G A B WHAT'S MY NAAAAME.... NAAAAME....NAAAAME.... E F# G A E F# G A E F# G A B4 B E WHAT'S MY NAAAAME.... NAAAAME....NAAAAME....