Tom: Am Am Dm7 THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN Am RlNG! RING! IT’S 7:00 AM Dm7 MOVE Y’SELF TO GO AGAIN Am COLD WATER IN THE FACE Dm7 BRINGS YOU BACK TO THIS AWFUL PLACE Am KNUCKLE MERCHANTS AND YOU BANKERS, TOO Dm7 MUST KEEP UP AN’ LEARN THOSE RULES Am WEATHER MAN AND THE CRAZY CHIEF Dm7 ONE SAYS SUN AND ONE SAYS SLEET Am AM, THE FM, THE PM TOO Dm7 CHURNING OUT THAT BOOGALOO Am GETS YOU UP AND GETS YOU OUT Dm7 BUT HOW LONG CAN YOU KEEP IT UP? Am GIMME HONDA, GIMME SONY Dm7 SO CHEAP AND REAL PHONY Am HONG KONG DOLLARS AND INDIAN CENTS Dm7 ENGLISH POUNDS AND ESKIMO PENCE Am YOU LOT! WHAT? Dm7 DON’T STOP! GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT! Am YOU LOT! WHAT? Dm7 DON'T STOP! YEAH! WORKING FOR A RISE, BETTER MY STATION TAKE MY BABY TO SOPHISTICATION SHE'S SEEN THE ADS, SHE THINKS IT’S NICE BETTER WORK HARD – I SEEN THE PRICE NEVER MIND THAT IT'S TIME FOR THE BUS WE GOT TO WORK – AN’ YOU’RE ONE OF US CLOCKS GO SLOW IN A PLACE OF WORK MINUTES DRAG AND THE HOURS JERK “WHEN CAN I TELL ’EM WOT I DO? IN A SECOND, MAAAN...ORIGHT CHUCK!” WAVE BUB-BUB-BUB-BYE TO THE BOSS IT’S OUR PROFIT, IT'S HIS LOSS BUT ANYWAY LUNCH BELLS RING TAKE ONE HOUR AND DO YOUR THANNG! CHEEESBOIGER! WHAT DO WE HAVE FOR ENTERTAINMENT? COPS KICKIN' GYPSIES ON THE PAVEMENT NOW THE NEWS-SNAP TO ATTENTION! THE LUNAR LANDING OF THE DENTIST CONVENTION ITALIAN MOBSTER SHOOTS A LOBSTER SEAFOOD RESTAURANT GETS OUT OF HAND A CAR IN THE FRIDGE OR A FRIDGE IN THE CAB? LIKE COWBOYS DO IN TV LAND YOU LOT! WHAT? DON'T STOP. HUH? SO GET BACK TO WORK AN’ SWEAT SOME MORE THE SUN WILL SINK AN’ WE’LL GET OUT THE DOOR IT’S NO GOOD FOR MAN TO WORK IN CAGES HITS THE TOWN, HE DRINKS HIS WAGES YOU’RE FRETTIN’, YOU’RE SWEATIN’ BUT DID YOU NOTICE YOU AIN’T GETTIN'? DON'T YOU EVER STOP LONG ENOUGH TO START? TO TAKE YOUR CAR OUTTA THAT GEAR DON'T YOU EVER STOP LONG ENOUGH TO START? TO GET YOUR CAR OUTTA THAT GEAR KARLO MARX AND FRIEDRICH ENGELS CAME TO THE CHECKOUT AT THE 7-11 MARX WAS SKINT BUT HE HAD SENSE ENGELS LENT HIM THE NECESSARY PENCE WHAT HAVE WE GOT? YEH-O, MAGNIFICENCE! LUTHER KING AND MAHATMA GANDHI WENT TO THE PARK TO CHECK ON THE GAME BUT THEY WAS MURDERED BY THE OTHER TEAM WHO WENT ON TO WIN 5O-NIL YOU CAN BE TRUE, YOU CAN BE FALSE YOU BE GIVEN THE SAME REWARD SOCRATES AND MILHOUS NIXON BOTH WENT THE SAME WAY – THROUGH THE KITCHEN PLATO THE GREEK OR RIN TIN TIN WHO'S MORE FAMOUS TO THE BILLION MILLIONS? NEWS FLASH: VACUUM CLEANER SUCKS UP BUDGIE OOOOHH...BUB-BYE MAGNIFICENCE!! FUCKING LONG, INNIT?