Tom: A A D E A BACK IN THE GARAGE WITH MY BULLSHIT DETECTOR A D E A CARBON MONOXIDE MAKING SURE IT'S EFFECTIVE D A/C# Bm A PEOPLE RINGING UP MAKING OFFERS FOR MY LIFE D A/C# Bm A BUT I JUST WANNA STAY IN THE GARAGE ALL NIGHT A E D C#m WE'RE A GARAGE BAND AH.... A E D C#m B D C#m E WE COME FROM GARAGELAND AH... MEANWHILE THINGS ARE HOTTING UP IN THE WEST END ALRIGHT CONTRACTS IN THE OFFICES, GROUPS IN THE NIGHT MY BUMMIN’ SLUMMIN’ FRIENDS HAVE ALL GOT NEW BOOTS AN’ SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME IF THE GROUP WOULD WEAR SUITS I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT WHAT THE RICH ARE DOING I DON'T WANNA GO TO WHERE THE RICH ARE GOING THEY THINK THEY’RE SO CLEVER, THEY THINK THEY’RE SO RIGHT BUT THE TRUTH IS ONLY KNOWN BY GUTTERSNIPE: A A B A B THERE’S TWENTY-TWO SINGERS! A A B A B BUT ONE MICROPHONE E D A A B A B BACK IN THE GARAGE A A B A B THERE'S FIVE GUITAR PLAYERS! A A B A B BUT ONE GUITAR E D A A B A B BACK IN THE GARAGE A A B A B COMPLAINTS! COMPLAINTS! A A B A B WOT AN OLD BAG E D BACK IN THE GARAGE E D A BACK IN THE GARAGE ALL NIGHT