Tom: C C G One of America's great national pastimes is drinking a coke F C Taking a smoke telling a joke C G One of America's great national pastimes is playing ball F C Taking it all and thinking so small F C Ah but the great taste of coke has refreshed players G C The hot and tired the weary and the sore F C The great taste of coke has refreshed players G F C The hot and tired the weary and the sore C G One of America's great national pastimes is chocolate fudge F C Carrying a grudge bribing a judge C G One of America's great national pastimes is poisoning rain F C Acting insane inflicting pain F C Ah but the great taste of coke has refreshed players G C The hot and tired the weary and the sore F C The great taste of coke has refreshed players G F C The hot and tired the weary and the sore C G One of America's great national pastimes is the worship of speed F C Planting the seeds taking more than she needs C G One of America's great national pastime is cutting the grass F C Grabbing some ass living too fast F C Ah but the great taste of coke has refreshed players G C The hot and tired the weary and the sore F C The great taste of coke has refreshed players G F C The hot and tired the weary and the sore