Tom: E Verso 1: E B All you people up there, in City Hall; E You're fuckin' it up for the, B People that's in the streets. E This is a song for the people, B In the streets; not the people, City Hall. Ponte: Ab A Ab A Ab A Ab A Ab All you mot-her-fuck-ers, in the streets; A Ab A Ab A Ab A Ab It's time to rise up, up, up, up, Ab A Ab A Ab Come along children and fuckin' rise! Intervalo: (A F G) 4x Refrão 1: A F G Lots of times, when me and K-G are watchin'; A F G A All the fuckin' shit that's going down at City Hall. F G A We get the feeling we should fuck shit up, F G Yeah, we should fuckin' start a riot. A F G A F G A riot! Refrão 2: A We have 'em screaming in the streets, F G A We have 'em tippin' over shit, F G A And breakin' fuckin' windows of small busines-ses, F G And settin' fuckin' fires! A F G And settin' fuckin' fires! A F G And settin' fuckin' fires! Intervalo: (A F G) 4x Middle 8: (Slower Tempo): A A7+ And then after the smoke is cleared, A7 And the rubble has been swept away, D Dm Me and KG will peek out our heads. A We've been watching the riots on a monitor, Dm E7 Twenty floors below sea level...from a bunker. A We did it Rage-Kage; A7+ A7 We beat the bastards of City Hall! D Dm Hahaha! But now what will we do? A We must rebuild. Dm E7 But who will lead us in the rebuilding process? A A7+ Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how, A7 And the elbow grease to lead us to a new land. D No, not me and KG, we don't have, F#m G The cognitive capacity to lead... alright, we'll do it! E7 A7+ We'll lead as two kings... we'll lead as two kings. D7+ A7+ Ahh-haa...(two kings, we'll lead as two kings). D7+ A7+ Ah-ha ah-how, we'll lead as two kings. A7+ D7+ The first decree is to legalize Marijuana. A7+ D7+ The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long. F#m You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization; G You're banished, from the land! E7 A7+ We'll lead as two kings... we'll lead as two kings. D7+ A7+ Ahh-haa...(two kings, we'll lead as two kings). D7+ A7+ Ah-ha ah-how, we'll lead as two kings. A7+ D7+ A7+ The second decree; no more pollution, D7+ No more car exhaust, or ocean dumpage. F#m G From now on, we will travel in tubes! E7 We'll lead as two kings... A7+ We'll fuckin' lead as two kings. D7+ Get the scientists working on, A7+ The tube tech-nology, immediately. D7+ (Tube tech-nology). Chop, chop, let's go. A7+ Third decree; D7+ No more... D7+ A7+ Rich people and poor people. F#m From now on, we will all be the same... G Umm, I dunno, I gotta think about that... E7 A7+ We'll lead as two kings... we'll lead as two kings. D7+ A7+ Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho. D7+ (JB): Oh my God. (KG): Ahh...What? A7+ (JB): Dude, the red phone is flashing. (KG): Oh, yeah. D7+ (JB): Let me scoop that up. Hel-lo? Two Kings. (KG): Who is it? A7+ D7+ (JB): What?! No! No fucking way! (KG): What? F#m (JB): Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, You gotta go down there! G (JB): Dude, I gotta stay here! (KG): Why do I have to go? E7 (JB): Please! Please! (KG): Oh, God, okay. (JB): Awesome...is he gone? A7+ D7+ Al-right, emergency meeting of Parliament. A7+ All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up, D7+ A7+ But Rage, he can't be king anymore. D7+ A7+ Dudes, he's encroaching on my de-crees! D7+ Seriously, let's make him Duke, a kick ass Duke. F#m G Or leader formerly known as king. But...uh-oh, he's comin' back... E7 We'll lead as two kings, A7+ Oh yes, we'll really lead as two kings. (KG): Uh, dude? (JB): Rage. D7+ (KG): I went all over Idaho... (JB): Yeah? A7+ (KG): Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere. (JB): What? There was no famine? D7+ (KG): Yeah, there was no famine, no. (JB): Dude. (KG): I don't know what's uh... (JB): A toast... A7+ (KG): A toast... D7+ (JB): Long live the D. (KG): Long live the D. A7+ D7+ (JB): Long live me. F#m I'm sorry; I poisoned your wine. (KG): What? G [JB:] For the good of the land. (KG): You p... E7 I poisoned yours...huh heh, as well. (JB/KG): Noooooooooo!!! Intervalo: (A F G) 2x No! Coda: A F G City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty. A F G Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty. A F G A Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall. Intervalo: (A F G A C G) 2x A F G A People inside me, are askin' me to smoke up City Hall, C G 'Cos no one here is talkin'. A F G A People inside me, are askin' me to smoke up City Hall, C G 'Cos no one here is rockin'. A F G A People inside me, are askin' me to smoke up City Hall, C G A 'Cos everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots, F G A Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots, F G A Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em, go! oh! Outro: F G A