Tom: B B D F# G (JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker G D A we challenge you to a rock off, G D A (Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off Second acoustic part (1:24) E (JB) If we win, E Am E you must take your sorry ass back to hell E Am F C G A and also you will have to pay our rent Beelzeboss: Am AND WHAT IF I WIN? G (JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell.. (KG) What!? (JB) Trust me kage it's the only way (KG) What the fuck are you talkin about? ...) C (JB) To be your little bitch Third acoustic part (3:03) Tenacious D: (JB) NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder Gm Bb (KG) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice (JB) Listen to me- D Gm (KG) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man (JB) God dammit Kage, Gm he's gonna make you his sex slave, Bb your gonna gargle Mayonnaise (KG) Noo D Gm (JB) Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam (KG) Dude, Gm we've been through so much shit Eb (JB) De-activated lasers with my dick Bb D (BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down Gm (JB) c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down Eb Bb F (KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down Gm (JB) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown Eb Bb F (KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town Gm (BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down Eb Bb F (KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down Gm (JB) C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down Eb Bb F (KG) OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out this is the part where the distorted guitar comes in, just play the power chords with a of palm muting Gm D (JB) Hey educationer, Beelzeboss, Bb D we know your weakness our rocket-sauce Gm D we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind Bb D we will defeat you, for all mankind Gm D you hold the scepter, we hold the key Bb F you are the devil, we are the D Gm D (BOTH)We are the D, We are the D Bb F We are the D, We are the D Gm D We are the D, We are the D Bb F We are the D, We are the D Gm D We are the D, We are the D Bb F We are the D, We are the D Gm D We are the D, We are the D Bb F We are the D, We are the D G