Tom: D D G C D When I was talking on the phone to Julia Hampting I turned a Don Juan to realize her dreams Julia had a dream so crazy and confused I wanna be a Barbie with bigger new boobs D C A A I don't think so, you'd rather a new brain D G C D I went to a toy store searching for a doll With nice body, with nice visual But I couldn't find 2 bigs boobs What Julia needed was a new book D C A A I don't think so what Julia said She said: D G C A Yayayayaya, I wanna a credit card Yayayayaya, to buy a lot of Yayayayaya, I cannot stop C D Yayayayaya, Julia needed a new brain D G C D Julia bought new boobs and she has a new hair But now I know she needs a new head Won a lot of contests, she bought all her dreams I was her love but now I'm her butler D C A A I don't think so, I hate Julia Hampting She said: D G C A Yayayayaya, I wanna a credit card Yayayayaya, to buy a lot of Yayayayaya, I cannot stop C D Yayayayaya, Julia needed a new brain D G C D Turn out the phone, take with me A C G D I love this story, Julia Hampting