Tom: A Verse #1: -------- A D I gotta lose weight A D I swallow honey A D Is my stand up show A D Still that funny A D Am I back for good A D I said that I said that A D Said that I would be A D She's down waist low A D Trying to make me happy Pre-chorus: ---------- Bm> D Because I like G D A Watching you Chorus: ------ A It's time I tried D Tried to check my G Check my eyelids D Check for holes Verse #2: -------- Two weeks late I, I, I I gotta test for babies Shop take is falling low I'm not going back Back to the factories Pre-chorus: ---------- Bm> D Because I like G D A Watching you Chorus: ------ A It's time I tried D Tried to check my G Check my eyelids D Check for holes (chorus/ad-lib)