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Tom: G
Intro: G	G	C	C
       G	G	C	C

Verse
G			C
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
G			     C     Am
He seems to be stuck in the 80's
(Am)		C*	      G    Am
He wears his members only jacket
(Am)                C                 G
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
Chorus:
D				Em
And all the white folks shake their asses
D			C*  G
Looking for the two and four
C			     G
I'll have mine in martini glasses
Em		D		G		
Cause I can't take it anymore
G	G	C	C
(cool lead riff)
Verse
G			        C
These are the days of empty kitchens
G			            C    Am
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo
(Am)		C              G    Am
I think she's found a new religion
(Am)		C       	G
Studying the Kabalah in her J.Crew
Chorus
D			Em
And all the rich kids shake their asses
D			C* G
Looking for the two and four
C			              G
Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap molasses
Em		D		C
Cause I can't taste it anymore
C	    D		G
No I can't taste it anymore
Break:
G	G	C	C
G	G	C	C
(cool lead riff)
G		C
G		C
D		C	G
D		G
(Solo over same chords as first verse segment)
Verse:
G		           C
My friend Gregg says it's all good
G		                 C    Am
As the eastern seaboard's blown away
(Am)			C	G    Am
Now everything is going half-price
(Am)			G
So look at all the money we saved
Chorus
D			Em
And all the politicians shake their asses
D		      G
Looking for the backdoor
C			             G
I'll just be hanging out with the lasses
Em			D          C
Cause they don't like the boys no more
C		D		G
No and I can't take it anymore
G	G	C	C
G	G	C	C
(cool lead riff)
(end cold on G)

RIFF:
Tablature Riff by Daniel Bromley (dan@dbromley.freeserve.co.uk)
h = Hammer on
p = Pull off
The Acoustic riff:
e:---3---1p0---0------|
B:-----3-----3---3----|
G:--------------------|
D:--------------------|
A:--------------------|
E:-3------------------|
Or
e:---3---1p0----------|
B:-----3-----3h5p3----|
G:--------------------|
D:--------------------|
A:--------------------|
E:-3------------------|
The Electric riff (listen to the CD to get timing and accents right)
e:-5-3-2-3--55-3--2-3--5-3-2-3-0---|
B:---------------------------------|
G:---------------------------------|
D:---------------------------------|
A:---------------------------------|
E:---------------------------------|
A lower tone version (Mainly for higher pitched guitars
[Such as the one on the track].)
e:---------------------------------|
B:---------------------------------|
G:-2-0---0--22-0----0--2-0---0-----|
D:-----4----------4--------4---2---|
A:---------------------------------|
E:---------------------------------|