Tom: E E The car won't start It's falling apart E I was late for work and the boss got smart E My panty line shows got a run in my hose B7 D E My hair went flat, Man, I hate that (hate that) E Just when I thought things couldn't get worse E I realized I forgot my purse B7 With all this stress I must confess This could be worse than PMS Bridge: A The job ain't worth the pay-ay Can't wait til the end of the day B7 Honey I'm on my way Hey (hey) Hey (hey) he-ey CHORUS: E Honey I'm home and I had a hard day E Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way B7 Rub my feet, gimme something to eat Fix me my favorite treat E Honey I'm back my head's killing me I need to relax and watch TV B7 E Get off the phone give the dog a bone Hey (hey) Hey Honey I'm home E I broke a nail opening the mail E I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell E This job's a pain it's so mundane B7 It sure don't stimulate my brain Go to bridge, to chorus "Oh rub my neck will you?" go to chorus I'm home mmm mmm Awwwww That feels much better