Tom: B Intro: F# , B , F# , B B A B A D C# It's not her fault that she's so irresistible B A B A D C# But all the damage she's caused is unfixable E D B Every twenty seconds you repeat her name E D F#5 But when it comes to me you don't care F#5 F#5 If I'm alive or dead, so Chorus: B Objection A G I don't want to be the exception F# To get a bit of your attention B A Love is for free and G I'm not your mother F# But you don't even bother B Objection A G I'm tired of this triangle F# Got dizzy dancing tango B A G I'm falling apart in your hands again F# No way F# I've got to get away F# , B , F# , B B A B A D C# Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal B A B A D C# That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible E D B But you've got to know small things also count E D F#5 Better put your feet on the ground F#5 F#5 And see what it's about, so Repeat Chorus. F#5 I wish there was a chance for B You and me F#5 I wish you could find our B Place to be F#5 D C# Away from here This is pathetic And sardonic And sadistic And psychotic Tango is not for three Was never meant to be But you can try it Rehearse it Or train like a horse But don't you count on me Don't you count on me boy Rock Part. B , D , G , E , B , D , E , F#5 . Repeat Chorus.