Tom: D Intro: D F#m A D F#m D I think you are living in denial F#m D Oh can't you see she's pretty wild? F#m And every night I pray that you don't knock her up D F# 'Cause I still want to be the mother of your child D F#m D They say "l'amour est né à Paris" F#m D So she's planned a little trip to France F#m while she's in anxious anticipation D F# I really hope you have a horrible vacation D F#m And so you think of me when you arrive. A Hope the french fleas eat you both alive. And your room smells D F#m And the toilet doesn't flush A And locals treat you mean D And the service takes too long F#m 'Cause I'm fragile and you broke my heart in two A But you just smile D C#m Like it's all the same to you, to you A C# But when you learn your lesson D F#m Come back like a prodigal son A C# Read the big sign at the airport D F#m Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour A C# And when you learn your lesson D F#m Come back like a prodigal son A C# Read the big sign at the airport D F#m Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour F#m D F#m D Where did you get the ability? F#m D To make fakes promises to me D You are exactly like F#m A politician D F# Need everyone's approval just to see if you are doing right. D F#m And I hope you both freeze under the Eiffel Tower A So you end up throwing in the towel Hope you'll miss me D F#m And someday you're gonna see A That I put my trust in you D But you turned you back to me. F#m 'Cause I'm fragile and you broke my heart in two A But you just smile D C#m Like it's all the same to you, to you A C# But when you learn your lesson D F#m Come back like a prodigal son A C# Read the big sign at the airport D F#m Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour A C# And when you learn your lesson D F#m Come back like a prodigal son A C# Read the big sign at the airport D F#m Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour Solo: (D F#m A C#m) 3x D#m Fm A C# But when you learn your lesson D F#m Come back like a prodigal son A C# Read the big sign at the airport D F#m Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour A C# And when you learn your lesson D F#m Come back like a prodigal son A C# Read the big sign at the airport D F#m Bienvenue from Hell, mon amour D-F#m-A-C#m x2 Mon amour, mon amour... D F#m Passengers with destination D F#m Passengers with destination D F#m A Passengers with destination to Hell (without guitar) Please proceed to your gate, we are ready to board now.