Tom: A Intro: A D F# E D A D F# E D D.I.Y. Why because we hate you and the dumb look on your face A D F# E D D.I.Y. Why because your band's another weak charity case F# D A E Our shows should be five bucks or less, we'll do it for the kids F# D A E Two legs good, MTV bad, and major labels suck No fucking shit [ A / D / F# / E / D ] A D F# E D D.I.Y. is simply your only excuse for why you always fail A D Initials on the flag you wave F# E D When your shitty records won't sell anywhere F# D A E Politics and social comment, twenty dollar words F# D A Won't make your lousy music go down easier E You can't polish a turd A(pm) D(pm) F#(pm) E (pm) D(pm) D.I.Y. means do it yourself because it's what you want A(pm) D(pm) It doesn't clean the slate when F#(pm) E(pm) D(pm) Everything gets all fucked up A(pm) D(pm) F#(pm) E(pm) D(pm) What would you do you phony fuckhead if you hit it big? A D Stop acting better than me F# E D A / E We both know you're full of shit [ A / D / F# / E / D / A / E ] x2 [ End on A ]