[Notes] * All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X * All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X * (pm) = palm-muted *** ["Compact Disc"] A(pm) That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc D(pm) A(pm) It's a method of conveying sound, it's square outside, inside it's round A(pm) That thing you're listening to is a digitally accurate D(pm) A(pm) Reading of the numbers that make up different sounds in fact E It's the most technologically advanced F# D Sound reproduction known to man A E (w/ slides up from D#) At least in the commercially viable sense A(pm) That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc D(pm) A(pm) Every subtle nuance of a tune is made available to you A(pm) That thing you're listening to is a high-tech dream come true D(pm) A(pm) Technically it works with laser beams yet you can learn to use it easily E F# Throw your scratched, dusty records in the trash D A It's time to move out of the past E (w/ slides up from D#) In the profit analysis sense [Solo] A That thing you're listening to is called a waste of time D A An inferior and overpriced product of an underactive mind A That thing you're listening to is a multi-flawed industry scam D Devoid of any thought or heart at all A It's the antithesis of rock and roll E But no one cares that a record sounds better F# D A Cause you just can't buy them so it just doesn't matter at all E (w/ slides up from D#) And that's common sense [ End on A ] [Solo w/ rhythm guitar chords] A D A E------------------------------------------------- B------------------------------------------------- G------------------------------------------------- D-------------------------------------------7----- A-----7-7----5-4-5-4--------4-5-4---4-5-4-5---7--- E--5-----------------5-5----------5--------------- D A E------------------------------------------------- B------------------------------------------------- G------------------------------------------------- D-------------------------------------------7----- A-----7-7----5-4-5-4--------4-5-4---4-5-4-5---7--- E--5-----------------5-5----------5--------------- D A D A E------------------------------------------------ B------------------------------------------------ G------------------------------------------------ D------------------------------------------------ A--5-4-----7-5-4-5-4---------5-4-----7-5-4-5-4--- E------7-5-----------------------7-5------------- D E E---------------------- B---------------------- G---------------------- D---------------------- A--5-4-----------4-7--- E------7-5-2-5-7------- http://www.geocities.com/marvindepressed/swtabs.html