Tom: A A G Please allow me to introduce myself D G Ab A I'm a man of wealth and taste G I've been around for a long, long year D G Ab A Stole many a man's soul and faith G And I was 'round when Jesus Christ D G Ab A Had his moment of doubt and pain G Made damn sure that Pilate D G Ab A Washed his hands and sealed his fate E Pleased to meet you A Hope you guess my name G But what's puzzling you A Is the nature of my game G I stuck around St. Petersberg D A When I saw it was a time for a change G Killed the Czar and his ministers D A Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank G Held a general's rank D When the Blitzkrieg raged A And the bodies stank E Pleased to meet you A Hope you guess my name,oh yeah G But what's puzzling you A Is the nature of my game,oh yeah I watched with glee G While your kings and queens D Fought for ten decades A For the Gods they made I shouted out G "Who killed the Kennedys?" D When after all A It was you and me G Let me please introduce myself D A I'm a man of wealth and taste G And I laid traps for troubadors D A Who get killed before they reached Bombay E Pleased to meet you A Hope you guess my name,oh yeah G But what's puzzling you A Is the nature of my game,oh yeah, get down, baby E Pleased to meet you A Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah G But what's confusing you A Is just the nature of my game A G D A G D A G Just as every cop is a criminal D A And all the sinners Saints As heads is tails G Just call me Lucifer D A 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me G Have some courtesy D A Have some sympathy, and some taste G Use all your well-learned politesse D A Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah E Pleased to meet you A Hope you guess my name,um yeah G But what's puzzling you A Is the nature of my game,um baby, get dow......