Tom: D D G A D Dear Penis, I don't thing I like you any more, G A D You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor, G A D Oh dear penis, I don't like you any more. G A D It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine, G A D That's all we needed, to get by. G A G D Now is seems things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame dear penis A D I don't like you any more. D G A D He Says, Dear Rodney I don't think I like you any more, G A D Cause when you get to drinking, you put me places I've never been before. G A D Dear Rodney I don't like you any more. G A D Why can't get a grip on our man to hand relationship, G A D Come to terms with truly how we feel. G A D G If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever, dear penis, A D I think I like you after all. G A D Oh and Rodney, while your shavin, shave my balls.