Tom: F F A F I got a call from my best friend this evening C F C He said he wasn't going out with us guys on Friday night A F G Yeah, he was gonna change for his new found flame to keep her satisfied C F And I just laughed and said, "Hey man, well go ahead and try" F A Bb G 'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night F C F It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life F Bb Now I've heard it said that too much fun will kill you G C F C And I'll be the first to tell you that I don't wanna die F Bb *Bb - A - G# * Too many twelve ounce curls, pretty girls and parties ain't advised G C Well, take it from me don't believe all that hype F A Bb G 'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night F C F And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life. That's right Instrumental: F - A - Bb - G - F - C - F F D Bb *Bb - A - G# * Well, you could get hit by a truck tomorrow G C So you might as well raise a little hell tonight F A Bb G 'Cause I gave up smoking, women and drinking last night F C F And it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life Bb F C F Man, it was the worst fifteen minutes of my life. That's right.