Tom: D Chords: D7+ (000222) Asus (002230) Verse 1: D D7+ Is the Richard Gere-Gerbil story true? D7 Who came third in World War Two? G Did Sooty sleep with Sue? Gm D These things i think about, Asus When im out, A With you Verse 2: D D7+ What are the holes in biros for? D7 Which ones which in the Corrs? G Did Geoff Hurst really score? Gm Coz frankly your a bore, Asus A And im not, Chorus: F G And if its leaving season, C Am Your second on the bill, F G If you wont leave me baby, C F I'll find someone who will, C F I tried love, im sorry, C I tried l-love, Verse 3: D D7+ Does God ever get it wrong? D7 Where has Gary Barlow gone? G Why is Christmas day so long? Gm It just goes on and on, Asus And on, A Like you, Chorus: F G And if its leaving season, C Am Your second on the bill, F G If you wont leave me baby, C I'll find someone who will, F I tried love, im sorry, C F C I tried l-love, Solo: F G C Am do do do do do do do do do do do do do F G C do do do do do do do do do F I tried love, im sorry, C F C I tried love, Verse 4: D D7+ Why is there ketchup on my sleeve? D7 D'ya think Adam fancied Eve? G What if Eve could not conceive, Gm And he had to breed with Steve, Asus We'd all be gay!