Tom: D D D7+ Is the Richard Gere Gerbil story true D7 Who came third in World War 2 G did Sooty sleep with Sue, D A A7 These things I think about, when i'm with out with you... D D7+ What are the holes in biro's for D7 which one's which in the Corrs G did Geff Hurst really score, D A A7 Coz frankly your a bore, and i'm not... D7 G Em Am And if it's leavin' season your second on the bill D7 G Em Am If you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will, Em Am I tried love, i'm sorry Em I tried love... D D7+ Does God ever get it wrong D7 Where has Gary Barlow gone G Why is Christmas Day so long D A It just goes on and on... and on, A7 Like you, d7 G Em Am And if it's leavin' season your the second on the bill d7 G Em Am If you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will, Em Am I tried love, i'm sorry Em I tried love... E7 A Do duh duh duh duh duh duh, F# Bm duh duh, duh duh... E7 A Do duh duh duh duh duh duh, F# Bm duh duh, duh duh, F# Bm I tried love, i'm sorry F# I tried love... D D7+ Why is there ketchup on my sleeve D7 Do you think Adam fancied Eve G What if Eve could not conceive D And he had to breed with Steve, A We'd all be gay....