Tom: A A G D I know you A G D I know you've seen her A G D She's a sad tomato A G D She's three miles of bad road A G D Walking down the street A G D Will I never meet her? A G D She's a real woman child A G D Oh my kiss, grip, turpentine B E A G A I am smitten E A G I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) E A G A Let me see her come around G My crush with eyeliner A G D I am fine A G D I'm infatuated A G D It's all too much pressure A G D She's all that I can take A G D What position should I wear? A G D Cop an attitude? (Faker) A G D How can I convince her? (Faker) A G D That I'm inventive too, yeah B E A G A I am smitten E A G I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) E A G A We all invent ourselves G and you know me BRIDGE: B,A (2x) D,high E,G (Solo over bridge): e|------7-------------- e|--------------------- B|--5bhr--5--3--3bhr----- (2x) then ------7-7-7------9-9-9 G|-------------------5-2-0 -sl/7--7-7-7sl/9--9-9-9 --------7-7--------9-9 (G) A G D Yeah, she's a sad tomato A G D She's three miles of bad road A G D She's her own invention (She's her own invention) A G D That gets me in the throes A G D What can I make myself be? A G D Life is strange (Life is strange) A G D What can I make myself be (Faker) A G D To make her mine? B E A G A I am smitten E A G I'll do anything (I'll do anything) E A G A A kiss, grip, turpentine, G my crush with eyeliner E A G A I am smitten E A G You know me (Yeah, you know me) E A G A I could be your Frankenstein G my crush with eyeliner E A G A I am smitten E A G I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) E A G A Won't you be my valentine? G My crush with eyeliner E A G A E A G E A G A G Final E