Tom: D D Bm Well I wish I was a vampire G D So I could stay out all night long D Bm G A I wish was Bob Dylan so I could write a bunch of hit songs D Bm G D If I was a Rolling Stone I'd roll right out of town D Bm G A But I wish I was a square so I'd stop coming back around Bm G D A Now I don't know why I forget the things you do to me Bm G D A I don't know why I don't have the guts to set you free G A D Bm If I had one last wish I know what that would be G D A D Well I'd wish I weren't your prisoner and that I could be released D Bm G D D Bm G D D Bm If I had a fast car girl G D I'd drive so far away Bm G D A Far from you is far enough and that's just where I'd stay D Bm G D If I was a searcher I'd find a proper day D Bm G A I'd know your be alright cause you don't love me anyway Bm G D A Now I don't know why I forget the things you do to me Bm G D A I don't know why I don't have the guts to set you free G A D Bm If I had one last wish I know what that would be G D A Well I'd wish I weren't your prisoner and that I could be D released G D A Well I'd wish I weren't your prisoner and that I could be D released