Tom: A Intro: [ A C F G ] x2 A C F G He's go so many problems you can count them one by one He's a filthy, stupid apeman he never has any fun He lives in the jungle in a cave by a hill Plays an old loud drum he's primitive, barely human A G A Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop Paint the face of a demon, glowing by the fire light Hoppin' like an elephant thunderin' like me tonight He's the world's worst recycler the iceman comes a lot He's the devil's apprentice he's a prehistoric man Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop... At night he's gonna sacrifice his beloved apeman girl Tie her to the alter, pull out her heart and eat her flesh Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop... Ooohh-ooohh apeman hop...