Tom: A5 Intro: (A5 F#5 E5) A5 Don't start that talking D5 E5 I could talk all night A5 My mind goes sleep walkin' D5 Db5 F#5 While I'm puttin' the world to right B5 Call careers information F#5 B5 Got yourself an occupation A5 D5 E5 Oliver's army is here to stay A5 D5 E5 Oliver's army are on their way A5 F#5* D5 And I would rather be anywhere else E5 A5 F#5* D5 E5 Than here today A5 There was a checkpoint Charlie D5 E5 He didn't pack a smile A5 But it's no laughing party D5 Db5 F#5 When you've been on the murder mile B5 Only takes one inch of trigger F#5 B5 One more widow, one less white nigger A5 D5 E5 Oliver's army is here to stay A5 D5 E5 Oliver's army are on their way A5 F#5* D5 And I would rather be anywhere else E5 A5 F#5* D5 E5 Than here today Ab5 F#5* Hong Kong is up for grabs E5* Eb5 London is full of ab's E5* F#5* We could be in Palestine E5* F#5* Overrun by the chinese line E5* With the boys from the mersey F#5 And the thames and the tyne B5 But there's no danger E5 F#5 B5 It's a professional carrer Though it could be arranged E5 Eb5 Ab5 With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear Db5 Ab5 If you're out of luck or out of work Db5 B5 E5 F#5 We could send you to Johannesburg B5 E5 F#5 Oliver's army is here to stay B5 E5 F#5 Oliver's army are on their way B5 Ab5 E5* And I would rather be anywhere else F#5* B5 Than here today Ab5 E5* And I would rather be anywhere else F#5* B5 Than here today Ab5 And I would rather be...