Fake Plastic Trees

Tom: A 

A                              F#m 
   Her green plastic watering can 
                    E         D 
For her fake chinese rubber plant 
              A  D 
In the fake plastic earth 
A                                 F#m 
   That she bought from a rubber man 
                E          D 
In a town full of rubber plans 
        A        D 
To get rid of itself 
             Bm 
It wears her out.. 
             A 
It wears her out.. 
             Bm 
It wears her out.. 
             A 
It wears her out 
A                           F#m 
   She lives with a broken man 
               E        D 
A cracked polystyrene man 
        A             D 
Who just crumbles and burns 
A                 F#ma 
   He used to do surgery 
                  E   D 
For girls in the eighties 
            A         D 
But gravity always wins 
                Bm 
And it wears him out.. 
             A 
It wears him out.. 
            Bm 
It wears him out.. 
    A 
It wears.... 
A                          F#m 
   She looks like the real thing 
                     E     D 
She tastes like the real thing 
        A         D 
My fake plastic love 
A                        F#m 
   But I can`t help the feeling 
            E                D 
I could blow through the ceiling 
A                    D 
If I just turn and run 
               Bm 
And it wears me out.. 
            A 
It wears me out.. 
            Bm 
It wears me out.. 
            A 
It wears me out.. 
                 Bm 
And if I could be who you wanted 
             A 
If I could be who you wanted 
         Bm 
All the time.. 
         A 
All the time.. 
A  F#m  D  A