Tom: D Intro: D D Fine china stack by the kitchen sink D Aunt Tammy's in there claiming on the diamond rings D Uncle Bobby's loading up the TV set D Only thing they're grieving over's What they ain't gonna get G D She's only been in the ground a day or two C G D I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud D Great Granddaddy's shotgun started it all D She wasn't even cold 'Fore they ripped it off the wall D Wanda's fighting Angie over antique quilts D Nobody even waited for the reading of the will G D If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue C G D I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud Solo: D D D D G D C G D D D I'm watching it all go down in shame D Wish the whole house would go up in flames D Who gives a damn about a cedar chest D When we just laid her soul to rest G D She's only been in the ground a day or two C G D I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud G D She's probably rolling over in her grave C 'Cause the good lord giveth and the family taketh away