Punch You In The Eye

Tom: Am

I come from the land where the oceans freeze,
spent three long months on the open seas.
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Paddled 'til it seemed I could take no more,
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when my ship hit aground on Prussia's shore.
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How was I to know that day
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that the winds had swept me Wilson's way?
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When soon towards me from the East,
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came Wilson and his men on multi-beasts.

[Repeat Lick from before]

[Same Chords]

Well it seems that he didn't like my face
and I quickly learned that Prussia was an evil place.
They tied me to a chair with a giant clip
And they held a piece of paper to my tender nip(ple).
Then they tossed the chair in a tiny shack
and told me not to worry 'cause they'd soon be back.
I loosened up my bonds where my hands were lashed
and ran towards the cove where my boat was stashed.
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Singin: Oh wilson, someday Ill kill you 'til you die,
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oh, Wilson...       Punch you in the eye

[Repeat Lick from Before]

If Wilson knew that I was loose
I'd surely be subjected to some real abuse.
Maybe end up hangin' from the nearest tree,
so angrily I paddled to the open sea.
But the sea was eager to beat me back
and the wave grew huge and deadly black,
and the grey clouds rumbled over my head
And I feared in my heart that I'd soon be dead.

[Segue into Landlady]

When the morning came and the storm had passed
And the dismal fog began at last.
To open up before my eyes
when suddenly to my surprise,
Chains and specks of islands curved
Where palm trees dipped and seagulls swerved,
I parked my kayak on a stone
And yelled across the ocean to his evil throne
I said: Oh, Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die,
oh, wilson, punch you in...

Then Comes a whole bunch of ascending scales fading in and out of
Landlady, which I'm not feeling like tabbing out right now.