Tom: A A E6 D7+ I was dressed for success, but success it never comes A E6 And I'm the only one who laughs, at your jokes when they are so bad D7+ A And you jokes are always bad, but they're not as bad as this. Chorus: E6 D7+ Come join us in a prayer, we'll be waiting, waiting where A Everything's ending here. Post Chorus 1: D E A And all the sterile striking it depends an empty dock you cast away D E A And rain upon you forehead where the mist's for hire if it's just too clear D E A Lets spend out last quarter stance randomly D E A Go down to the outlet once again E6 D7+ Paved portraits of minions and slaves, crotch mavens and one night plays A E6 Are they the only ones who laugh? At the jokes when they are so bad D7+ A And the jokes are always bad, but they're not as bad as this. Chorus: E6 D7+ Come join us in a prayer, we'll be waiting, waiting where A Everything's ending here. Post Chorus 2: D E A And all the Spanish candles unsold have gone away to this D E A And a "Run on piece of mount on" trembles shivers runs down the freeway D E A I guess she spent her last quarter randomly D E G E I guess a guess is the best I'll do Outro: D E A A (Several Times) D E G E (Last Time)