Tom: C Intro: C C F C F-C There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas; C G C There's many a young boy who feels things he don't comprehend. C F C F-C Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes, C G C No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men. C F C F-C Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a feminine, C G C And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and clear. C F C F-C Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women, C G C E But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer. C F C F-C Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other G C E What did you think those saddles and boots was about? C F There's many a cowboy who don't understand C F-C the way that he feels towards his brother, G C Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out. C F C F-C Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie, C G C And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night. C F C F-C Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies, C G C E But I'll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight: C F C F-C Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other G C E That's why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight. C F There's many a cowboy who don't understand C F-C the way that he feels towards his brother; G C There's many a cowboy who's more like a lady at night. C F C F-C Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper, C G C And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead: C F C F-C When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister C G C E Don't mess with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head. C F C F-C Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other G C E Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns; C F There's many a cowboy who don't understand C F-C the way that he feels towards his brother; G C There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done.