Tom: G Intro: G (Hi honey, I’m homo) (verse 1) G He´s thought about it for a long long time D About being attracted to his own kind C He´s ready to take those fantasies D And make them into something real Am And finally do all the things D He´s been dreaming of N.C. G He´s joining the cocksucker club (verse 2, same chords as verse 1) To not have to pretend he was drunk When he seduced his roommate on his bunk He might be bi, he might be gay But he knows he´s finally ready to say Some of the things He´s constantly thinking of By joining the cocksucker club (chorus 1) E A D So lick lick lick suck suck suck E A D Unroll the condoms and fuck fuck fuck E A D Down on your knees, giving good head E A D A D Do it on your parents´queen-size bed (verse 3, same chords as verse 1) In high school he´d spend hundreds of hours Fantasizing about boys in the showers Billy was hung, Rick was thick Daniel had a most upstanding dick But Eric was the one with extra yardage to love By joining the cocksuckers club (chorus 2, same chords as chorus 1) So lick lick lick slurp slurp slurp Do it though your jaws start to hurt The taste and feel of a dick that´s new Is a fun activity to pursue (interlude) G D C D (verse 4, same chords as verse 1) He´s thought about it for a long long time About being attracted to his own kind He´s finally facing what it means when another boy causes a lump in your jeans Taking the plunge Goin´down for love G He´s joining the cocksucker club (outro) E G A He´s ready for the cocksucker club G C D G He´s a member of the cocksucker club