Em Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman. C And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed. G I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. C B7 Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... Em D Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman. G C And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed. Am B I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. C D Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... Em Am When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes C B7 Em Whoa, everything goes according to plan. C B Em G I am the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it. G Because you say so under your breath. B7 You're reading lips "when did he get at all confident?" C B Em G Haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer? G B7 B C B C Never looked better, and you can't stand it Em Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and C I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas, and G Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign. C B7 I bet to them your name is "cheap", I bet to them you look like shit. Em D Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears. G C And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!" Am B C Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table, D C B B7 They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin. I am the new cancer, never looked better... Haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer?... (Em D G C C B Em) 2x Em D G C Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? B Em I've never looked better, and you can't stand it 2x Em D G C And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up. B Em I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when i spike the punch. 3x