Tom: D Intro: C B D... C#.-I:B...Bb:I...A...A...B...c..C#...B...Bb..A E---------------------------------------------------- B---7------5----3----3-----2---0---3---5---5--------- G---6------4----2----2-----1---1---2---4---4--------- D---7------5----3----3-----2---2---3---5---5--------- A---5------4----2----1-----0---0---2---3---4--------- E---------------------------------------------------- D God. Come in God. God, come in God. C# Damn, you're a girl. B Bb B Bb Well, I guess the reason why I'm talking you tonight is because I've been doing a lot of thinking. B Bb I mean, I consider myself a pretty cool guy and I've never cheated on any of my girlfriends. B Bb A Except that one time in Japan, but that was just head and head don't count right? B Aw, thanks God, I knew you'd understand. C C# C Well, I just feel like, well to be honest with you, God, I just need a sweet bitch. Bb A You know, somebody not too, not too fast, but not too slow. C Cuz, I don't have it all my damn self! And life ain't easy. B You know, you just want somebody by your side to help smooth that thing out. You know what I'm talking 'bout? D And at this piont, I mean, I'm not being picky. She doesn't even have to have a big ol' ass, you C# know. Just something well proportioned to her body, you know a nice little tail. You know. B Bb What? You say you've got somebody. B Bb Is she cute? So when do I get to meet her? B Bb B Bb Ahh. God, you're the greatest. I guess I'll talk to you later. A Amen. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Alady.