Tom: C Intro: C , G C , G Verse: C you love the smell of petrol but prefer the smell of wine G C i think we\'ve nothing else in common but we get along just fine G C , G We wouldn\'t know C i\'ll get up extra early coat my eyelashes in black G C i will strum on my guitar and i will try to win you back G we wouldn\'t know F G We wouldn\'t knooow love if it slapped us in the face Chorus: Am You turn to me F I turn to you C G Neither of us fools have got a clue Am like it or not F you\'re on the brain C so i\'m hoping this does not go down G C , G hoping this does not go down the drain Verse: C you never know quite what to say to me and i see your head shake G C i guess you\'ve never been the brightest candle on the cake G C , G but I wouldn\'t know C you\'re with me every morning drinking coffee making toast G C I guess I\'m worried that you will not be there when I need you most G We wouldn\'t know F G We wouldn\'t knooow love if it slapped us in the face Am You turn to me F I turn to you C G Neither of us fools have got a clue Am like it or not F you\'re on the brain C so i\'m hoping this does not go down G C , G , C hoping this does not go down the drain