Tom: Em Em G To Winnipeg, Saskatoon A C Eutaw, Wawa, empty room Em G Hidin' bags, rollin' smokes A C Skippin' punchlines, crackin' jokes Em G So pour it on, toss it back A C Play that cocaine, play that shack Em G Sleepin' every now and then A C G Curled up tight with Crit and Ben on the ground A I ain't never goin' home again C D I was tuggin' at my mama's breast G C A The first year really is the best Em G His blood pressure's droppin' down A C We ditched the pot and we marked the ground Em G Ante up and watch him ride A C Check that dude, he almost died Em G Seein' bears, ascendin' clown A C Shut our whole damn circus down Em G Crappin' up in Joliet A C G We haven't wrecked the trailer yet But we will A We're gonna get killed... (C D G C A) D C Don't ride that horse G Don't ride that horse, honey D C Don't ride that horse back home G C Just let him roam (Em G A C) 2x