Tom: Intro: Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am E|-------------------------------| After that is played, E|----------------------------------------------------| B|--------1-1-1----------1-1-1---| then a keyboard fills B|----0-----0---1--1--1--1-------0----0---1--1--1--1--| G|--------2-2-2----------2-2-2---| in between that part. G|----0-----0---2--2--2--2-------0----0---2--2--2--2--| D|-2--2---2-2-2---2--2---2-2-2---| I've tried my best to D|-2-----2------2--2--2--2----2-----2-----2--2--2--2--| A|-2--2---0-0-0---2--2---0-0-0---| transcribe it for your A|-2-----2------0-----0-------2-----2-----0-----0-----| E|-0--0-----------0--0-----------| guitar, so it's close. E|-0-----0--------------------0-----0-----------------| VERSE 1: (Play the 2nd part of the intro for the verses, with the fills) Em Am You, and your museum of lovers, Em Am A precious collection, you've housed in your covers. Em Am B5 My simpleness, threatened by my own admission. VERSE 2: (Play like verse 1) Em Am And the bags are much too heavy. Em Am In my insecure condition. Em Am B5 My pregnant mind is fat full with envy again. CHORUS: (Play with a weird kinda palm-muted distortion flavor, or however you want, I guess) Gm5 A5 D5 C5 But I still love to wash in your bathwater, love to think that you couldn't love another. Gm5 A5 D5 D#5 I can't help it .. You're my kind of man. INTERLUDE: (Just play the very first part of the intro twice, and then start the verse, with the fills) VERSE 3: (Play like previous verses) Wanted and adored by attractive women. Bountiful selection, at your own discretion. I know I'm diving into my own destruction. VERSE 4: So why do we choose the boys that are naught? I don't fit in, so why do you want me? And I know I can't tame you, but I just keep trying. CHORUS: Gm5 A5 D5 C5 Cause I love to wash in your old bathwater, love to think that you couldn't love another. Gm5 A5 D5 D#5 I'm on your list with all your other women. Gm5 A5 D5 C5 But I still love to wash in your old bathwater, you make me feel like I couldn't love another. Gm5 A5 D5 I can't help it .. you're my kind of man. BRIDGE: C5 A5 C5 A5 E|-------------------------------| B|-------------------------------| G|-5--5-----------5--5-----------| D|-5--5---7-7-7---5--5---7-7-7---| A|-3--3---7-7-7---3--3---7-7-7---| E|--------5-5-5----------5-5-5---| Em Am Em Am E|-------------------------------| B|--------1-1-1----------1-1-1---| G|--------2-2-2----------2-2-2---| D|-2--2---2-2-2---2--2---2-2-2---| A|-2--2---0-0-0---2--2---0-0-0---| E|-0--0-----------0--0-----------| You play that right there a total of 2 times, while the horn finishes soloing, so play that one time making 2 Then for the very end of the brigde, they play that proposterous very intro thing, with talking: Spoken: "Why do the good girls, always want the bad boys?" (Now this again:) Em Am Em Am E|-------------------------------| B|--------1-1-1----------1-1-1---| G|--------2-2-2----------2-2-2---| D|-2--2---2-2-2---2--2---2-2-2---| A|-2--2---0-0-0---2--2---0-0-0---| E|-0--0-----------0--0-----------| Play that tab right there exactly as it's shown. "Em Am Em Am" VERSE 5: (Now go back to the verse chords, with the fills) So I pacify problems with kisses and cuddles. Diligently doubtful through all kinds of trouble. Then I find myself choking on all my contradictions. CHORUS: (Play like previous chorus) Gm5 A5 D5 C5 Cause I love to wash in your old bathwater, love to think that you couldn't love another. Gm5 A5 D5 D#5 Share a toothbrush .. You're my kind of man. Gm5 A5 D5 C5 I still love to wash in your old bathwater, make me feel like I couldn't love another. Gm5 A5 D5 D#5 I can't help it .. you're my kind of man. Outro: (Another horn solo) Gm5 A5 D5 C5 Gm5 A5 D5 C5 No I can't Gm5 A5 D5 C5 help myself I can't help myself Gm5 A5 B5 Bm7 I still love to wash in your old bathwater heee-heeh