=========== INTRO/VERSE =========== e||-------------0-| B||-------------0-| G||-----PM------1-| D||-3-3-222-3-3-2-| A||-3-3-222-3-3-x-| E||-1-1-000-1-1-x-| |-- 3x --|-end--| Verse: Bell on door ring; "come on in" Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down in chair, don't be afraid. Steaming hot towel on my face ====== CHORUS ====== e||-------------------| B||-------------------| A||-------------------| D||-6-6------5-5------| G||-4-4-7-7--3-3-6-6~-| E||-----5-5------4-4~-| I was shaved I was shamed I was shaved Barney ties me to the chair I can´t see, I´m really scared Floyd breathes hord, I hear the zip Pee-Pee pressed against my lips Verse 2: I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume They take turns, they cut me up I died smothered, Andy's Clutch Chorus Solo: E|------------------------------------------------------- B|------------------------------------------------------- G|------------------------------------------------------- D|------------------------------------------------------- A|---------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3------------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3---- E|-1-1-0-1--------------------1-1-0-1-------------------- Main riff twice Verse 3 Chorus