Tom: Fm Intro: (Fm Eb C#7 Cm7sus) 2x (Verse) Fm When I met him on a sidewalk He was preaching to a mailbox Bbm Down on 16th Avenue C# And he told me he was Jesus Eb Sent from Jupiter to free us Fm With a bottle of tequila and one shoe Bbm He raged about repentance C4 C He finished every sentence Fm Bbmsus With a promise that the end was close at hand F# C4 C I didn’t even try to understand Fm Eb2 C# CMajsus C He left me wide eyed in disbelief and disillusion Fm Eb2 C# CMajsus C I was tongue tied, drawn by my conclusions Bbm C4 C So I turned and walked away Fm Eb2 Bbm And laughed at what he had to say C C Then casually dismissed him as a fraud F# I forgot he was created in the image of my God (Intro) Fm When I met her in a bookstore She was browsing on the first floor Bbm Through a yoga magazine C# And she told me in her past life Eb She was some plantation slave’s wife Fm She had to figure out what that might mean Bbm C4 C She believes the healing powers of her crystals Fm Bbmsus Can bring balance and new purpose to her life F# C4 Sounds nice (Chorus) (Bridge) Bbm Fm Not so long ago, a man from Galilee Eb C# Fed thousands with His bread and His theology Bbm And the truth He spoke Quickly became the joke C4 Of educated, self-inflated Pharisees like me (Intro 2x) Gm F9 Eb DMajsus D And they were wide eyed in disbelief and disillusion Gm F9 Eb DMajsus D They were tongue tied, drawn by their conclusions Cm D4 D Would I have turned and walked away Gm F9 Eb Cm9 And laughed at what He had to say DMajsus And casually dismissed Him as a fraud Ab Unaware that I was staring at the image of my God (Outro) Gm F9 Eb DMajsus D 5x Dm