Tom: D Intro: D D It took me five bars, some thirty license plates D I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage D I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kind of fool D So I walked right in barehanded, she was on his arm while he was playin' G pool D Just like I used to do A7 G She kissed him while I got a beer, well she didn't think I'd show up here D I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend D I watched her for a while but I didn't like her walk D Came across kinda cheap to me, but hey, how's that my fault D She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch D G Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate I'm gonna pitch D Little bitch... A7 Those pretty girls can play their game G But their damn well gonna know my name! D I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend (Spoken) D Well I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death D I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath (Sang) D Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail D G Cause baby to hammer everything looks like a nail D And I was mad as hell! A7 Well those pretty girls their all the same G But their damn well gonna know my name! D I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend! D I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend! D I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend!