Japanese Woman

Tom: G

 G
There's a Japanese woman that lives in my closet
 C                             D
Eats up all my food when she thinks I'm at the office
 G
I came home one day to find she'd gone away
 C           D         G
Why do you want to hurt me

 G
On my way to work, I'm lost in my head
 C                      D
Every turn I take I hope that she's there
 G
She lived in my closet for a year and now she's gone
 C          D         G
How could I ever go on

 D             G
Have you gone and lost your mind
 D             G
Why'd you let her stay so long
 D             G
Now you're all alone
    Em     D
So alone

 G
Now my brother's holdin' back from Japan
 C                       D
He came home a shattered excuse for a man
 G                                             C D G
I don't know what happened but your son is broken

 D               G
Have you gone and lost your mind
 D               G
Why'd you let her stay so long
D               G
Now you're all alone
     Em    D
So alone

 G
Oh, man, my brother went to Japan
 G
He got caught up in the culture
 G
And he says he's never coming home
 Em
Never wants to talk to me, he never takes my call

 Am                 D           
Tell me, brother, why so cold

 (hum along)
   G  C  D 
   G  C  D  G

 D              G
Have you gone and lost your mind
 D              G
Why'd you let her stay so long
 D        G
Now you're all alone
    Em  D
So alone