Ball An Chain

Tom: Dm

Dm               A
Got your hand up all in my shirt
Dm                A
And you know that it hurts
Em         A9
Ball & chain
Em           A9
My ball & chain

Dm                  A
Crossing the street you look so fine
Dm                   A
Making up everything that's in my mind
Em         A9
Ball & chain
Em         A9
Ball & chain

D           A           D         A
You are the same with your balls & your chains

Dm                          A
Bend me over the back of the carseat
Dm              A
Take me down to Easy Street
Em           A9
Ball & chain
Em           A9
Ball & chain

D           A          D         A
You are the same with your balls & your chains
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

A                         Em
Why does this always happen?
A                    Em     E
Why does this always happen?
Em    A9
Why?
Em    A9
Why?
Yeah

Dm                  A 
Yeah, her tits were higher than mine
Dm                   A
With a waist that is sugar-fine
Em                A9
I heard she could read & write too
Em                  A9
And she's getting a degree in Fucking U

D             A
Sexual Psychology
D             A
It's easier than philosophy
D             A
It's easier than chemistry
D             A
Where's my chemisty?

A                        Em
Why does this always happen?
A                       Em   E
Oh why does this always happen?
Em   A9
Why?
Em   A9
Why?
Why?